Monday, February 8, 2010

HOW TO STAY SAFE IN THE WORLD TODAY

How to stay safe in the World today


 1. Avoid riding in automobiles


 Because they are responsible for 20% of all fatal accidents.


 2. Do not stay home


 Because 17% of all accidents occur in the home.

 3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks Because 14% of all accidents Occur to  pedestrians.


 4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water Because 16% of all accidents  involve These forms of transportation.


 5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in Hospitals.


 So,... Above all else, Avoid hospitals.




 But.... You will be pleased to learn that only .001% Of all deaths


 occur in worship services in church, And these are usually related to  previous physical disorders.


 Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given point in time is at church!


....And....Bible study is safe too.


 The percentage of deaths


 During Bible study is even less.


 So,


 Attend church,


 And read your Bible


 IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!


 GOD BLESS YOU!!!

5 comments:

lila said...

Very good advice. I love to go to church. I don't understand christians that find every little excuse to stay home. Your blog page is cut. lila

Janie said...

yay! a new post. very cute :)

The Dickinsons said...

That is too cute! Love and miss y'all! =)

Anonymous said...

How we missed being at our CNC on Sunday! Hope the snow plows come through to dig us out before Wed. night prayer mtg. Love you all, The Hausmans~

Unknown said...

We missed you all! If it keeps snowing we won't have much room in the parking lot to put the snow:)